"When you dress like that it’s like putting a steak in front of a dog; what do you expect?"
Peanut butter is basically my dog’s favorite thing in the world.
You know why she’s not even touching it?
I said “no.”
OOHOHOHOOOOOOO OHO OHO O OHOHOO O OHO OH O HO OH OOHH HO WHATCHA GON DO NOW SON
Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.
Perhaps you don’t know the only fucking thing an anchor is designed to do. Just to be safe, I’ve fixed your tattoos for you. - Craig
if this doesn’t become a famous text post, i think i’d go insane…
you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumor you’re gay for each other
REBLOG IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT IN YOUR DASH.
Meanwhile with me…
christmas is so close i can almost smell the mistletoe im not going to be kissed under
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING I’VE EVER SEEN.
College Humor NAILS this one.
oh my god